| 7:00 P.M. |
Opening rant about late-night liberal media news reports
hosted by Pat Buchanan
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| 7:15 P.M. |
Pledge of allegiance to NRA and opening speech
Charlton Heston
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| 7:30 P.M. |
Proposal for a Fundraiser
Jack Abramoff
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| 7:35 P.M. |
Church and State Unification prayer and worship
hosted by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson
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| 8:00 P.M. |
Proposal for a Fundraiser
Jack Abramoff
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| 8:05 P.M. |
Ask-a-page to breakfast program
Mark Foley
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| 8:15 P.M. |
Evangelical Crystal Meth Toast
Ted Haggard
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| 8:30 P.M. |
Women in Politics Tea and Book Club
with Phyllis Schlafly and a reading of "Sisters" by Lynne Cheney
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| 8:35 P.M. |
Find Saddam's weapons of mass destruction rally
Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney
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| 9:00 P.M. |
Keynote speech: "Gerrymandering, The Good Ol' Days"
Tom DeLay
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| 9:15 P.M. |
Proposal for a Fundraiser
Jack Abramoff
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| 9:20 P.M. |
Dept. of State collection to send a Saudi Prince to college fund
Condoleeza Rice
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| 9:30 P.M. |
"How to not to appear like a crazy former Senator"
Zell Miller
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| 9:40 P.M. |
"Why I love the military lobbyists"
Randy "Duke" Cunningham, inmate no. 8765432
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| 9:45 P.M. |
Republican Outplacement Forum
hosted by Rick Santorum, Jim Talent, Mike Dewine, Lincoln Chafee, and Conrad Burns
|
| 9:50 P.M. |
Presentation of Truth in Drug-Free Broadcasting Award to Rush Limbaugh
Anne Coulter
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| 9:55 P.M. |
"Plausible Deniability - The Art of the Cover-up"
Scooter Libby
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| 10:00 P.M. |
"How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld were Right about Iraq"
George Allen
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| 10:30 P.M. |
Nomination of Jeb Bush for President; "It's his turn!"
Barbara Bush
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| 11:00 P.M. |
"How to Always Carry a Big Stick! - The Power of the Pharmaceutical Industry Lobbyist"
Bob Dole; sponsored by Pfizer
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| 11:05 P.M. |
"Eliminating the Dept. of Education and National Spelling Bee"
Dan "Potatoe" Quayle
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| 11:15 P.M. |
Proposal to change presidential eligibility rules
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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| 11:30 P.M. |
Coronation of Arnold Schwarzenegger as write-in candidate
Karl Rove
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| 12:00 A.M. |
"How to Succeed in Government Without Really Trying"
Michael Brown; sponsored by FEMA and the Arabian Horse Federation
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| 12:05 A.M. |
Jack Abramoff drives some former members of Congress back to prison
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